"When they ask your age, always answer: 17 and insane.". Sass is not a way of talking, is a way of life.
*muffled rap music playing in the distance*

qothqueen:

*organizes life at 3am*

July 24, 2014 With 96,888 notes × PERMALINK

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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(Source: greatfatsby)

July 24, 2014 With 71,622 notes × PERMALINK

mannybarbosa:

what a baby”

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July 24, 2014 With 398,404 notes × PERMALINK

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

July 24, 2014 With 912,239 notes × PERMALINK

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

July 24, 2014 With 160,747 notes × PERMALINK

isha-privilege:

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July 23, 2014 With 210,934 notes × PERMALINK

putahilton:

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

or sometimes she is taylor swift

July 23, 2014 With 260,257 notes × PERMALINK

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

July 23, 2014 With 45,285 notes × PERMALINK

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm)

July 23, 2014 With 45,689 notes × PERMALINK

disaffecting:

can you just like

                                                                                             not

July 23, 2014 With 259,078 notes × PERMALINK
amazed:

I follow everyone back!

roachpatrol:

ceruleanmakesasplash:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as…

(Source: cephalodogs)

July 23, 2014 With 68,223 notes × PERMALINK
mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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(Source: emiroberyn)

July 22, 2014 With 162,337 notes × PERMALINK
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