"When they ask your age, always answer: 17 and insane.". Sass is not a way of talking, is a way of life.
*muffled rap music playing in the distance*


yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.

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this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

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horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

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I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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no you can’t have it back stop asking

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your blog is automatically ugly when you unfollow me

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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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