"When they ask your age, always answer: 17 and insane.". Sass is not a way of talking, is a way of life.
*muffled rap music playing in the distance*

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

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offside-goal:

Omg chill

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

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falloutboy:

7/22 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheatre - MONUMENTOUR

Photos by Jack Edinger

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supersand-lesbian:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

HA its so true

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amazed:

I follow everyone back!

// I don’t wanna be your friend,
I wanna kiss your neck //

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